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Cards Without Humanity

We’re back after the BTIH trip to Saratoga Racetrack, better known as our annual extravaganza of gambling, gluttony and generally getting-d. ...

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Carding The News

After being told on FaceBook and Twitter howour last sports card related post was we decided to do it again this time examining the latest news of ...

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Carded By Life

As I rummaged through my old baseball cards Saturday night wondering if ever crossed swords with during their playing days I sadly realized I neede...

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"Turn It Up...That's Enough..."

…and as I hear that line in Van Morrison’s “Caravan” I realize the problem with music today- no humility or moderation. The...

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Oh, To Drink Like Bukowski

…so as I was saying…Oh wait…uh…let me explain. After a self-imposed six month hiatus we opened the mail the other day to fi...

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Notes A Stone's Throw From Dementia (...

To quote The Most Annoying Man in the World: "I don't always have thoughts, but when I do they are random." So here's mine as regards Hurricane San...

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Should I Stay Or Should I Go, Now?

It's been nearly two years of inane witticisms and massively mammaried models all wrapped in sarcastic sports goodness on these pages and it appear...

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Just Another Kick In The Oblongs; Or ...

--Busy week, lots of drinking to catch up on so let's get thru this. First we are still Roto Experts, regardless of what CBS Sportsline's League St...

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Alcohol; Or Why The Irish Don't Rule ...

--Today we're going to try to keep this mercifully short as there's been a lot going on lately. First up apparently I'm a Roto Expert...I know, who...

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Mr. Fantasy Loser...This Time With Pi...

If you weren't with us for the series opener last week you can bounce back to the home page and see that article for the schematics here. But basic...

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From The Corner Of Miserable & Sucks ...

--Back in the days when I could run, slide and dive without eviscerating my epiglottis (I've gotten most of my anatomy lessons from Bugs Bunny) I p...

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Mr. Fantasy Loser-Week 4

The following is a series I've been working on about something we can all relate to...getting screwed in Fantasy Football. I've been trying to pedd...

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Taking A Nap With Mugabe's Concubine ...

--No I don't have bed bugs, but thanks for thinking that from the title. Actually it's more a shout-out to the 88 year-old President/Dictator of a ...

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One For Basil Fomeen & His Toy Piano ...

--Today we've gone with longer more in-depth analysis of a few topics rather than our usual quip-py quickness. Perhaps we got full of ourselves aft...

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Wettin' My Whistle & Watchin' The Bal...

Here'a tip...Don't ever move! I did and now I'm sitting around amidst more empty boxes than the Times Crossword at the Kardashian house. Due to thi...

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A Motel By The Water & A Quart Of Bom...

Sorry for the delay in this post, but the opening week of school interfered with our preparations. For the uninitiated the opening day of school on...

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Notes From My Misanthropy (MLB, Fanta...

--Less than 2 weeks after Melky Cabrera was suspended for violation of the league's substance abuse policy MLB announced that Rueben-esque right-ha...

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Fantasy 4-Pack...Or Notes From A Drun...

--First up RIP to Phyllis Diller (aged 95) who once said, "Thank God for sports or poor kids would never know what a multi-millionaire looks like"....

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The Detritus Of Inebriation (MLB, Fan...

--Can someone explain to me why Olympic Hoops uses the ball from the velcro paddle game George Costanza bought for the Father-Son Picnic? I find it...

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Fantasy Football Coaches Year 2: Wher...

It’s Fantasy Time! No…put away the crusted sock and box of tissues…I mean Fantasy Football Time!!So with baseball, frankly, borin...

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