MPH
MPH was Born on University of Miami football. He learned early that smacktalk was essential in all sports, at every level... Whether that level be Game 7 of the Stanley Cup or your Company Softball league....While Attending the University of Tennessee, he partied with the likes of Travis Henry, Shaun Ellis, Jamal Lewis and some other BIG BLACK lineman his stoner mind cant remember. After receiving his degree in Finance and working at the World Trade Center, he moved to Israel. Studying the ways off the Torah has given MPH the gift of dominating fancasts and additional insights into dominating amatuer fancast posters. As a season ticket holder to the Yankees and Jets, he has seen first hand the glory and agony of Sports. While he claims Dos Equis stole his biography on the "Most intersting man in the world", he's gotten his revenge by promoting tequila instead. His worst sports moment was not being at Game 7 of the Yankees Redsox 2004 series but was actually watching the NY RANGERS win the Stanley Cup... MPH has predicted such upsets as Us over Spain in the Gold Cup and the Rams Super Bowl Run of 1999. While he's never met ARODs drugdealer, MPH has had the pleasure of visiting, India, Israel, Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay, Jordan, Egypt, Holland, France, Germany, Holland, England, Mexico, Czech Republic, Australia, parts of Canada, and various Caribbean islands...He would like to attend the World Cup in South Africa, smoke a cigar with Fidel Castro and hit some balls with Rafa Nadal.. While MPH is an expert in ALL sports, the past year he's been focusing on Tennis, NASCAR and and Soccer. He enjoys listening to Phish and Hendrix... If MPH could have a 3some with any 2 girls, it would be Heidi Klum and Natalie Portman...and he hopes his girlfriend and Danica Patrick dont read that....MPHs Charm is so contagious that doctors have created a vaccine for it...His sports legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder...MPH is convinced that if he sends mail without postage, it will still get there. MPH also believes that Mexican Cartels and La Cosa Nostra determines outcomes of games...MPH is still fighting with Wikipedia on him being the founding father of casual Friday..MPH was fired from a job for getting into an argument with an obnoxious Cubs Fan..