To ensure that another battered minority doesn't slip through the cracks of our society (bad economic times and all that), we've decided to create a new holiday scheduled to coincide with the NBA Draft Lottery. Each year the bouncy balls representing the beloved soul of our northern brethern, the Timberwolf, will be dropped into a lottery machine. The wolf will lurk out from the lair and be shown the draft position of the Minnesota Timberwolves. If the Wolf sees his draft position improve we will know playoffs are on the way and he will enjoy watching games. But if the doesn't see improvement he will slink back to his lair knowing playoffs are not in the cards for the next 4 years. Keep in mind that being real Minnesotans we aren't about to use some cutsey wootsey (old english for...

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