Another sign that the slug's days are definitely numbered as the online merchants everywhere are slashing prices on their slug inventory with Fathead being one of them. They have dropped $50 bucks off the price off their nightmare inducing four foot wide wall slug. Certainly, we remember the slug flying off the shelves during the Sabres' President's cup campaign but that is because those slimy bastards were stitched a winning team's hockey jersey. Now that the slug has to see itself to the door, I anticipate the gear to move closer inline with the gastropod mollusk's average speed of 0.03 miles per hour.

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