These past few days there has been absoloutely nothing going on with the Boston Celtics. NOTHING. So today I'm left with having to write about the king of douchebaggery, LeBron "the self proclaimed king" James. And yes, douchebaggery is a word, according to the Urban Dictionary.
Speaking of Urban Dictionary, do you know the exact definition of "taking my talents to South Beach"? If you didn't - you do now.
A euphemism for masturbation. Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Used In A Sentance: I have decided to take my talents to South Beach with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade.
Enough said. If you were having a bad day hopefully this helped you crack a smile. Anything that demoralizes King Douche makes me smile.


