I am officially throwing my hat into the ring. I want to considered for the Dodger Blue Baller dance team. I want to jiggle my butt while dancing to the tunes of Nancy Bea Hefley on the organ as Dodgers fans throughout the stadium clap along. I could easily maneuver through the aisle while doing the jig with Julie of the Blue Babes. I can imagine it now- my big fat behind with Blue short-shorts riding up my crack and a skin tight top that accentuates my manly quadrupled ridged man-boobs next to a painted Blue vixen with a t-shirt cannon in her arms. We would perform the latest dance routines that includes jumping, throwing and cheering like George Bush during his college years.I fit all of the qualification outlined at SOSG too. I am a sports geek that not only reads blogs, but I write...

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