With Opening Day upon us, we're finally getting around to wrapping up our Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. As our final preview of the 2012 season, and polishing off our preview of the American League Central, let's check out the Minnesota Twins. Pavano's mustache Duensing and Liriano Also Nick Blackburn Capps is the closer Hendriks is Australian Perkins in the pen Jason Kubel's goneMichael Cuddyer left too Along with Nathan Willingham in leftHe signed a three-year deal Revere plays in right Span in center field He bowls for charity and Bats left-handed too Mauer at the plate See if he can stay healthy Or Doumit will catch Chris Parmlee at first And Valencia at third...

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