Ryan Fitzpatrick Look-a-Like of the Day: General James Longstreet
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For some reason, Bills QB Ryan Fitzpatrick has decided looks aren't important to him anymore. I suppose that's the luxury you have when you're married by the age of 26. For those of you who look at Fitz and say "hmm, he reminds me of someone." this is for you.
GENERAL JAMES LONGSTREET
If you're from the south, he was a heroic leader of the Confederacy. If you're from anywhere else, he's a dude who fought for intolerance and endured a fitting defeat on the fields of Gettysburg. Like Longstreet, Fitzpatrick is a field general who shoots from the hip. Two leaders, two beards, but while Longstreet was too incompetent to understand the notion of ALL men being created equal, Fitzpatrick is a Harvard grad who is considered one of the most intelligent professional athletes in the world.
Congrats to the Longstreet lineage on General James being named a Fitzpatrick look-a-like! Finally an honor the family can be proud of!
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