Major hat-tip to El Lefty Malo for finding this. Pat Burrell is quite possibly the worst base-stealing outfielder of all time. Using Baseball Reference's Play Index, I set the limits at: 1500+ career games 50% or more of the career games started in the outfield Fewer than ten career stolen bases Only one player met the qualifications. Pat Burrell. Amazing. 

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