March madness is in full swing and that nerdy dude in your office is already trying to unload bracket sleeper picks as if he has some sort of insider stock tip. What better way to get ready for the hoops insanity than to clown on him? While we're at it, lets just set up a mini-roast of all the college basketball analysts we will be listening to over the next few weeks. Feel free to add your own hate of the ESPN stooges in the comments section. Perhaps next time we will truly go below the belt and do a round of hate on the hideous female sideline reporters the four-letter network throws at us this time of year.