I'm not calling him that. But, as a service, I thought I'd remind everyone that this is the proper mock nickname for Jason Marquis haters.And if Nationals fans were looking for a reason not to like him, Marquis wasted no time giving us plenty. In his first inning as a National, he walked three, hit one, and threw a wild pitch that allowed a run to score from third. Whew! Our crack stats team says that they have no idea how many pitchers have managed that feat in their first inning pitching for a new team, but that they all were very very bad.Ugh. Yes, it was just one game. Marquis may still be the perfectly below average ERA, 200-IP pitcher we're paying for. Still, the whole reason Marquis is here is to save the bullpen, keep your team in the game--especially at times like this when...

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