Satire? Surely. But it’s still funny. Straight Bangin’s Do You Really Want to Win the Michael Contest? Fine print item number 8 of 13: Contest Winner shall neither inquire about nor even mention: Kwame Brown, the Washington Wizards, the 1995 NBA playoffs, the awkward clawing fight with Reggie Miller, the Birmingham Barrons, the Jordan IX, any Jordan model after XIV, [...]