Hockey Music: Alaska Nanooks Opening A 15-story polar bear that can destroy an ice breaker boat with a single Chris Simon-esque tomahawk slash, that can also fly a fighter jet to bomb universities, volcanoes, and destroy planet earth, that is comfortable traveling through a time warp and also possesses a killer slap shot. One quick question – where do I sign up? Check out this very *interesting* opening for the 2010 University of Alaska-Fairbanks Nanooks hockey team. Whatever the producer of this music video was drinking while creating this video, I’m ordering me a double. Enjoy: Sing. Dance. Play hockey!