If I worked for VH1 and was assigned the task of naming this episode.... I would have named it "NO CLASS AT ALL".

Here's my recap of this weeks hotmess that is Football Wives.

This woman really is the reason I would name the show no class at all. Chanita being cast really is just for ratings. This woman is the poster child of hood rat. POSTER CHILD!

 

 

So this waste of my time episode starts with this chick cooking breakfast for her husband. They are talking and she tells him the neighbors think he plays for Dallas. To hear her talk, you would think she wants him to retire right now. She begins talk about the injuries and how the life span is so short for players. He really could care less because he makes it clear he's trying to get back to the BIG LEAGUE aka the NFL.

 

 

This woman starts crying. LMAO I just burst out laughing at her. How in the world is she going to be crying when this is how he pays the bills and you benifit from it? You would think he was the field be run over every Sunday the way this fool was acting. He walks over and hugs her but I'm sure he thinks she's as retarded as I do.

 

 

 I felt bad for Deion. He took Pilar to lunch and he was in pain. He told Pilar he's been to the doctor and his body is falling apart. He thinks he has arthritis all over. Then to make light of things he tells her that the doctor says if he gets some you know what 4 times a week he would be all better. She just says whatever and that he should be a healthy man. You could take the comment a couple ways but I digress.

 Anyway, there’s some talk about Deion’s retirement. Pilar asks if he misses it and he says that you never miss something that you walked away from. I think he's having a ball on NFL Network right now so he's cool.

 

 So we got a look at Brittany who is just a girlfriend. She says that “It’s OK. We all start there!”. That’s the spirit! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for that marriage license. She and bf David Buehler did recently buy a puppy together, though, so she does see the relationship progressing…hahaha

 

 We got the chance to meet Ms. Mercedes. Interesting chick. She googled what she should wear to golf and that's all I will say on that. She was quiet for the most part so I really have nothing bad to say about her and nothing good either but I'm sure in the coming weeks I will have plenty. She joined the girls for "hood golf" I think that would be a fitting title to what that was.

 

 

 Chanita thinks she's the boss of the group. AND THEY LET HER DO IT! wow... she yelled and barked her orders the entire game. She got in Dawn's ass because Dawn thought people in general should play a game for fun and not to win. Chanita went off. Told Dawn she's the reason children are messed up. LMAO That you should play to win and nothing else.

WHATEVER!

 

 Dawn stood up for herself and really gave up on playing at all at that point. But it makes me ask, if you know how she is, why bother with her in the first place?

 So the hood rat who was paired up with Mercedes won of course. The prize for winning was to dress the losers. So you know the look Chanita would go for?  What she knows best!.... lmao

 

 Over lunch after the game... Chanita tells the group that she takes from her own home to provide for those in need. Dawn said what I would have and that was how could you take from your children for someone else? Makes sense to me but of course not to Chanita who once again make a big deal out of nothing.

 

 

 Over at the kickers house they had nothing better to do but drink and play games. *side eye*

 

 

 So this is what Melani and Dawn got for losing. WOW! They look just like Chanita now.

 

 Dawn looked think a member of the thiller video and I don't know what to say about Melani but she said she loved the look. * DOUBLE SIDE EYE*

 

 Melani made light of it which was good. She even went out front and told days neighbors she's the cousin Dawn is ashamed of and won't let come around. LMAO that was funny. Then the queen of hood says, " none of her neighbors came out. I wouldn't live around here... it's not safe" What the hell?

 

 

 OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! What a hot hot mess...... do you blame Dawn for not going outside?

 

 

 After that mess Chanita has nothing better to do than to confront Dawn about her comments over Chainta being a bad mom and taking away from her family for others. So apparently Dawn told Chanita's 4 year old which was wrong and of course Chanita went nuts. Don't blame her....

 

 

 

 

 

Chanita told Dawn to mind her business and basicly she would stomp a mud hole in her next time! LMAOOverall, it was too hood for me.***Photos via VH1.com***