A few weeks ago we did a Di-Jest article and it got an enthusiastic response.  Well, actually one friend wrote and said he liked it which is good enough for me.
So let's get the incredible seer from the Far East out here again and see what he can divine.

THE ANSWER IS: "Bartolo Colon"

Carnac opens the hermetically sealed envelope to reveal the question....

"What is the official after shave lotion of the New York Mets?"

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THE ANSWER IS: "A Fonzie Scheme"

and the question....

"What would we call it if the Wilpons had invested in Henry Winkler's career rather than with Bernie Madoff?"

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THE ANSWER IS: "SCRUBS"

and the question....

"What do Anthony Recker, Scott Rice, and a canceled TV comedy have in common?"

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THE ANSWER IS: "Playing out of position."

and the question....

"What do you call it when Lucas Duda plays LF, Wilmer Flores tries shortstop, and Jeff Wilpon is at owner?"

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THE ANSWER IS: "90 wins"

and the question....

"What will be the total when the Mets win 15 exhibition games and then their usual 75 during the regular season?"

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THE ANSWER IS: "Jeurys Familia"

and the question....

"Name all the players named Jeurys that you are Familia with."

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And now our last envelope of the day. 
The audience applauds loudly to which Carnac responds:
"May you wake up tomorrow with Bud Selig's severed head on the pillow next to you."

THE ANSWER IS: "Chris Young for 7.25 million."

and the question....

"Name a Jeopardy category that even Arthur Chu would stay away from.

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Larry writes a humor column for us at The Real Dirty Mets Blog once or more per week. You can follow Larry on Twitter at https://twitter.com/@dr4sight
There he comments on the teams that drive him crazy: the Mets, both NY football teams, the NY Rangers, and the Knicks.