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With CFL Free Agency coming in less then 4 hours, here is a list Players that will be bringing home the loonies:
Avon Cobourne: Already did an article on him here. Bam!
Jarious Jackson:With Travis Lulay taking over at quarterback position, Jackson will be a great back-up for when your back-up goes down. If he is not already on the stretcher himself. Maybe he will end up in Toronto, where all back-up quarterbacks end their careers.
Kelly Campbell: He's a great receiver except for that whole "Catching the Ball" thing.
Geoff Tisdale: NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! HE'S GOING TO BE AN ESKIMO AND WE WILL WIN THE GREY CUP, AND EAT NOTHING BUT RAINBOWS!
(Pictured: Eskies Land)
Adriano Belli: He either Re-signs with Toronto, or retires. BUT JUST PICK ONE, AND DO IT!
Dwight Anderson: What's a good DB if he's not a badass? 2 time All-Star? Who cares. Receiver can't catch the ball when he's crying because his mother's sexual decency was brought into question.
Joe Lobendahn:A linebacker that can play anything linebacker-y.
Ben Archibald: The best lineman of 2010 will be rolling in the tooines after his raise.
This is a lighter free agent class, but either way, the horticulture club meeting starts on 12:01 on Wednesday.
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