Carded By Life
As I rummaged through my old baseball cards Saturday night wondering if ever crossed swords with during their playing days I sadly realized I needed to get out more often.
I mean I’m no “Playa” as they say, but it might be nice to maybe cop some or even just get my .
But alas the game has changed since I was last out there. I’m told I need to “manscape” first which in the old days meant but now just makes you “Metrosexual”.
And hey I don’t mind doing a little . Especially if it makes my look bigger. Besides I don’t want some girl that shows up all so I guess fair is fair.
But I have to make sure I find a nice girl or next thing you know you’ve got a case of which I believe comes from sleeping with guys with .
Not to mention I’m not into anything kinky. No S&M chick who wants to whip me with a cat o’ nine tails or nymphomaniac begging me to please. I mean a little is as far as I’ll go.
Heck anyone without a or a will do just fine. In the end though if I could just find a I’d be a . But alas nothing in this so I guess I’ll just go back to being a .
No, seriously...True Story...OK, I'll stop now.