An Open Letter to Chad Ochocinco
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Dear Mr. Ochocinco,While tooling around on Twitter tonight I noticed recently that you tweeted your need for a personal assistant. Whether you joking or not I would like to throw my hat in the ring for this position.Though I have never been a personal assistant I am a father of four kids, (11, 11, 4, 2). Which has given me the innate ability to multi-task while multi-tasking. I have held many different jobs in my adult life and have many areas of expertise. One of course is knowing the McDonald's menu front to back. I have a good handle on today's technologies and can make anything work, much like MacGyver with a paper clip and a chicken nugget, turning it into a working television. I feel that you are not only the best wide receiver in the league, but also the most entertaining. A little ...
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